American was thinking:

We hv conquered moon wht next to conquer.

Chinese:

We hv coverd almost 90% of the world markt how to cover the rest.

Indian:

We hv nailed Pakistan on foreign diplomatic front what else need to be done.

Pakistani:

12 bajay light gai thi tou 1 bajay ai hai

ab phir 3 bajay jaegi pata nhi 4 bjay aye gi k nahi

Allah karey 5 bjay na jae..