JAB LIGHT JATI HAI TO

Americans Power House CALL krte hn,

Japnese Fuse Test

krte hn,

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Pakistani

Gali me Jhank kar kehte hen

Shukar he Sab ki gai hy.

America Me Bed Se Takiye Uthayen Toh Dolar Nazr Aate Hain

India Me: Cinema K Tickets Nazr Aate Hain

Or

Pakistan Me?

Hath Wale Pankhay Nazr Aate Hain. :-)

Mat Kar Pyar Roshni Se Ye Pal Bhar Ki Mehman Hy,

Dil Laga Iss Andhere Se Jo QABAR tak Meharban Hy.

From : KESC ... =P =/

Once Upon A Time
There Was A Country
Who Claimed To Be A
Nuclear Power
But
Did Not Have
Electric Power ... =P =D

Tu Bar Bar Apni

Wafaon Ki Kahani Na Suna Faraaz

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Hik ta Garmi bio bijli band

Matha wari Tuhnjo Pitko..

Merey Sapnoo Ki Rani Kb Aaye gi Tu

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Aai Rut Mastani Kb

Aaye gi Tu......

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Beeti Jaye Zindagani Kab aye gi tu........

Chali aa tu chali aa.

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dedicated to BIJLI. (HAPPY LOADSHEDING)

American was thinking:

We hv conquered moon wht next to conquer.

Chinese:

We hv coverd almost 90% of the world markt how to cover the rest.

Indian:

We hv nailed Pakistan on foreign diplomatic front what else need to be done.

Pakistani:

12 bajay light gai thi tou 1 bajay ai hai

ab phir 3 bajay jaegi pata nhi 4 bjay aye gi k nahi

Allah karey 5 bjay na jae..

*Kya Rakkha hy Apni
zindagi ke is Afsaaney Mein
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=Kuch guzri

"Light Aane mai

=kuch guzri

"Light jaane main.

Ya ALLAH mujhy Hosla day Myjhay Himat Day
Pakistan my Rehny k leye aur WAPDA ko
Bardasht karny K Leye ..... (Ameeen)

Jab light ho out of control,
tu khirki darwaze khol,
khirki darwaze khol,
Chanda mama ko bola k bol!
"ALL IzZ wELL"
K E S C kia jane public ka kya hoga?
Jaan jayegi ya garmi mein fana hoga?
Koi na jany ye masla kab solve hoga?
To Candle jala,UPS chala ya Generator chala k bol
Bhaiya ALL IzZ wELL.

Hi.....Meri jaan!
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Nikal rahi hai garmi se....:-)
Or log pata nahi kya kya smajh lety hain.. :-)

Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny k bajaye
calendar 1 saal agay kiye jaenge jis k mutabiq 2011 k baad 2013 ajayega.
Is se Pakistan me poory 1 saal ki bijli bachegi
or jamhuri hukumat ka ek or wada poora hoga k 2012 me load shedding nhi hogi.
Msg by
"Electrical Engineer Asif zardari"
Bijli Khappay....

Zindagi k kisi more per
Apne aap ko tanha mehsoos karo to
Dil-e -beqarar ko shabnami ankhon
Se dekhna lekin berfeeli ratoon me
Shab-e-hijran ki inayaton ko apni
Zeest me shamil-e Haal rakhne ka
Jazba bedar hone se pehle zulmat
Ki andhi talye dabne ke khof se kisi
Muflis ki zaboon hali ka perchar tumhare
Ghoroor ko is had tak na ponhcha de ke
Ronaq-e- Deedar se mayoos apni
Be basi ko kisi
Oh
H0o..
Thank's God Yar!
light aa gai...
Thnx yar,4 read this..

According to Combined investigation team's initial Report
There is no fault of Pak army or its any agency
in abbottabad incident..
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It was "LoadSheding"
due 2 which Radars didnt work and darkness hide the U.S HeliCoptors..
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Army Badnaam hoi WAPDA teray liye...:-)

Dekhte hai k
kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "YES" ma deta hai??
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. . . Light hai?

Usama bin ladin k aakhiri alfaaz.
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Agar light na gae hotee tou main gun ki jaga wiper utha k fire na karta :-)

K.E.S.C walon say achay tou machar hain ...
"faraz"
Khoon to wo b chostay hain per bill tou nahi mangtay...
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_/"?/_sch btana!

Khwateen o Hazraat 1 zruri elaan suniye,
1 haseena jis ki ummr 220 saal hai, hr bar ki trah is bar b ghar se bhaag gai hai,
Maa ka naam KESC or baap ka WAPDA batati hai,
uska naam galati se Bijli rakh dia gya hai,
jisy b mily, KHUDA k liye us k susral (Pakistan) bhijwa dein,
faqat, uski saas
AWAAM.

Funny SMS

Deepak me agar noor na hota,Tanha dil majboor na hota,Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aateAgar apka ghar itni dur na hota.



DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO,AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO.......!! JAGTE RAHO !!