Latest Navratri SMS Messages

This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Navratri



Fortunate is the one who has learned to admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Navratri, with plenty of Peace and Prosperity!


May your life be filled with happiness on this pious festival of Navratri,
Happy Navratri!

A very Happy Dussehra

As the candlelight flame
Ur life may always be happy,
As the mountain high
U move without shy,
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory,
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.
Wishing You all a very Happy Dussehra.

Happy Gandhi Jayanti

On Gandhi Jayanti,let’s pay our tributes to the messiah of non-violence & take leadership in creating better polity in India, to build a best India!
Happy Gandhi Jayanti.

Bijoya Dashami Bengali SMS

Anek swapna puran kore Maa chole jaan kon sudure
Maa-er aasa, Maa-er jawa Natun khushir natun hawa
Dukkho kore labh ki tobe, Aaschhe bachhor aabar habe!

SUBHA BIJAYA

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Valo thaka valobasha
Valo mone kichu asha
bedonar dure thaka
sukhsmriti fire dekha
Bondhon theke borondala,
Bijoya mane egiye chola.
**SUBHO BIJOYA**

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Dasamir ai sondhe bela
saango holo sindur khela,
ma er ghore ferar pala,
chokher jal-e biday bola,
ma-er holo somoy jabar
aasche bachor aasbe aabar.

Subho Bijoya

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Sukher smriti rekho mone, Mishe theko aponjone.
Man aviman sokol vule, Ashar prodip rekho jele.
Maa asbe ei asha rekhe, Sobai mile theko sukhe.

SUBHO BIJOYA

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Kur kur bajche dhak, kailash je dilo daak
Suru hobe sindur khela, mayer je aj jawar pala
Bodhon theke bisorjon, bhalo rekho Ma sobar mon...

Subho Bijoya

Funny Poem Text Messages

Short funny poems are quite different to long funny poems.
Short poems are often deliciously,
wickedly funny and are also really quick and easy to read.


There are some really funny poems and some quite funny poems and a few poems about which you'll say 'Ugh,
I don't think that's funny at all'.
Don't worry, your Ugh poems will be someone else's favourite funny poems and vice versa


Only the freshest,
ripest, juiciest poetry is selected for funny poems for kids,
so you won't find any stale old poems by writers who died years and years ago

Motivational Quotes Collection

When people walk away from my life, I let them go. My destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves me and it doesn’t mean that they are bad people, It just means that their part in my story is over.


The uncertainties of the present always give way to the enchanted possibilities of the future.


Be true to yourself and be less concerned with what others think of you. Don’t accept their definition of you, But grow into a self definition of your own.!

Love Quotes Messages

I’m such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own.
Woody Allen


True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
ERICH SEGAL


Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore

Friendship Text Messages for Friends

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr.
It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe,
thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe


True friends are like Diamonds.
they are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves.
they are scattered everywhere.


In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

Boy with Girlfriend Watching Boxing Match

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;

Kissing is a habit Love Poem

Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

Maha Shivaratri Wishes Messages

Devotees must spend the night of Shivaratri by chanting with full sincerity the name of Lord Shiva and seek His divine blessings

Shiva Ratri is a much anticipated festival by all Hindus. Pilgrims and yogis (holy men), from all over Southeast Asia come to Kathmandu weeks before the festival. On this holy day people fast through out the day. At dawn, worshippers take a holy bath or dip in the river and go to the temple to worship. happy siva ratri, from kancharana's ,srikakulam, sorligam.


Shivratri blessings to you and your family.May the almighty Lord Shiva bless youall with good things and perfect health."

Nice to hear again and again

A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
..
Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
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......He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
..
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Student: "Nice to hear again and again"

Royal Wedding Jokes

Q: Why is the royal wedding like a three ring circus?
A: Because there is the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!



Q: Why is Prince William’s marriage worse than a lottery?
A: With a lottery, you do have a slight chance.



Q: What’s the best way for Princess Kate to get Prince William to do something?
A: Suggest that perhaps he’s too old to do it.



Q: What’s Prince William’s definition of a perfect wife?
A: One who helps him with the dishes.


Q: What are the two steps Prince William must take to have a successful marriage?
A: First, let Princess Kate think she is having here own way. Second, let her have her own way.

Cool SMS Messages in English

Beautiful Pictures are Devolped
from Negatives in a Dark Room.
So, if U see Darkness in ur Life
be sure that God is making
a Beautiful Picture 4 U


The First Person In The Morning
'N The Last Person In The Night
You Think About,
Is Either The Cause Of Your Happiness Or
The Cause Of Your Pain


Never expect anything in return from any1
But the truth is
when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!

Husband Wife English Joke

Husband:when i got mad at you never fight back..how do u control your anger?
WIFE: i clean the toilet bowl.
HUSBAND:hOw does that help?
WIFE:Because i use your tooth brush..
HUSBAND:Whatttttttttt

Tumhara andar gaya tab 6 inch

1st time sexy karne ke baad ladki darr gayi,
Aur jor jor se chut par hath mar k rone lagi.

Ladka- kya hua?

Ladki- tumhara andar gaya tab 6 inch ka tha bahar aaya to 3 inch
ka tha.

Baki aadha kanha gaya ?..... :'(

Shikwa nahi tum se apne

Hamain Shikwa nahi tum se apne bhool jane ka,
Ham se he shayed koi khata hui, ke tum ko yaad na rahe,

1st Drink then Think

Boy:
Ap ka Mobile No. kya Hy?

Girl: Shut Up!

1st Drink then Think.

Boy:
Ap Apna Mobile No. De dain,
Muje Chk Karna Hy 500 K Easy-Load Mai Kitna Balnace Aata Hy!!

Girl: How Sweet!!

¤University of Kaminiology

Best Karva Chauth sms in English

May God bless you with all those happiness and pleasures you have asked for me sweetheart! Wish you a happy Karva Chauth and a prosperous married life with me!


If I were a tear in ur eye I wood roll down onto ur lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye,
I wood never cry as I wood be afraid 2 lose u!
Thanks for being mine forever.
Happy Karva Chauth!


A Dark Cloud Of Gloom Is Hovering My Heart,
Am Praying For Your Happiness and Long Life,
You Are Always In My Heart,
Missing You Very Much On This Karwa Chauth…


May The Moon Light,
Flood Your Life With,
Happiness and Joy,
Peace and Harmony.
Happy Karwa Chauth..!!