Luv Ur Cell Phone

Dear Cell Phone,

I Drop You.

I Say I Hate You.
......
I Throw You.

I Lose You.

I Forget About You,

But..

I Couldn't Live Without You

Like This Status If u Luv Ur Cell Phone :P

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only.

Ab Bush ke baad Obama

Zara sambhal ke Qadam rakhna Iraq me Obama

Bush ko pare hai joote

Tera to utar dein ge Pajama.

A simple ?SALAM? Can Be So Sweet:
S: Sada Khush Raho
A: Abaad Raho
L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho
A: Arzuain Puri Hon
M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna
So SALAM 2 ALL.

Fuck OFF
Yes fuck off
ooh! Don?t get the wrong meaning.
Fuck OFF means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever

Meaning of pakistan:
P:payar
A:aman
K:khushaali
I:insaf
S:security
T:traqqi
A:azaadi
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