1st Drink then Think

Boy:
Ap ka Mobile No. kya Hy?

Girl: Shut Up!

1st Drink then Think.

Boy:
Ap Apna Mobile No. De dain,
Muje Chk Karna Hy 500 K Easy-Load Mai Kitna Balnace Aata Hy!!

Girl: How Sweet!!

¤University of Kaminiology