Funny Poem Text Messages

Short funny poems are quite different to long funny poems.
Short poems are often deliciously,
wickedly funny and are also really quick and easy to read.


There are some really funny poems and some quite funny poems and a few poems about which you'll say 'Ugh,
I don't think that's funny at all'.
Don't worry, your Ugh poems will be someone else's favourite funny poems and vice versa


Only the freshest,
ripest, juiciest poetry is selected for funny poems for kids,
so you won't find any stale old poems by writers who died years and years ago

Motivational Quotes Collection

When people walk away from my life, I let them go. My destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves me and it doesn’t mean that they are bad people, It just means that their part in my story is over.


The uncertainties of the present always give way to the enchanted possibilities of the future.


Be true to yourself and be less concerned with what others think of you. Don’t accept their definition of you, But grow into a self definition of your own.!

Love Quotes Messages

I’m such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own.
Woody Allen


True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
ERICH SEGAL


Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore

Friendship Text Messages for Friends

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr.
It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe,
thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe


True friends are like Diamonds.
they are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves.
they are scattered everywhere.


In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

Boy with Girlfriend Watching Boxing Match

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;

Kissing is a habit Love Poem

Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

Maha Shivaratri Wishes Messages

Devotees must spend the night of Shivaratri by chanting with full sincerity the name of Lord Shiva and seek His divine blessings

Shiva Ratri is a much anticipated festival by all Hindus. Pilgrims and yogis (holy men), from all over Southeast Asia come to Kathmandu weeks before the festival. On this holy day people fast through out the day. At dawn, worshippers take a holy bath or dip in the river and go to the temple to worship. happy siva ratri, from kancharana's ,srikakulam, sorligam.


Shivratri blessings to you and your family.May the almighty Lord Shiva bless youall with good things and perfect health."

Nice to hear again and again

A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
..
Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
..
......He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
..
..
Student: "Nice to hear again and again"

Royal Wedding Jokes

Q: Why is the royal wedding like a three ring circus?
A: Because there is the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!



Q: Why is Prince William’s marriage worse than a lottery?
A: With a lottery, you do have a slight chance.



Q: What’s the best way for Princess Kate to get Prince William to do something?
A: Suggest that perhaps he’s too old to do it.



Q: What’s Prince William’s definition of a perfect wife?
A: One who helps him with the dishes.


Q: What are the two steps Prince William must take to have a successful marriage?
A: First, let Princess Kate think she is having here own way. Second, let her have her own way.

Cool SMS Messages in English

Beautiful Pictures are Devolped
from Negatives in a Dark Room.
So, if U see Darkness in ur Life
be sure that God is making
a Beautiful Picture 4 U


The First Person In The Morning
'N The Last Person In The Night
You Think About,
Is Either The Cause Of Your Happiness Or
The Cause Of Your Pain


Never expect anything in return from any1
But the truth is
when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!

Husband Wife English Joke

Husband:when i got mad at you never fight back..how do u control your anger?
WIFE: i clean the toilet bowl.
HUSBAND:hOw does that help?
WIFE:Because i use your tooth brush..
HUSBAND:Whatttttttttt