Mere chup rehne se

Mere chup rehne se"..NARAAZ".". na hua kro
,",","D0ST",",",

Kehte hain

~""khubsorat ""~ log Hamesha khamosh hua karte hain. :..*¤*..:

Practice Makes Man Perfect :)

Practice Makes Man Perfect :)

Then What about
Woman ?? :)

......Any Guesses..??

She is born Perfect ♥

Moral: Moral Voral kuch Nahi, Bas Ladkiyon ko Accha Lage,

Isi Liye Likh Diya :D

English Funny

I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST
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Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice
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In DayI MISS U
At NightI MISS U
At HomeI MISS U
At WorkI MISS U
In GardenI MISS U
At MOSQUESI MISS U
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.
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My Stolen ChappalI really MISS YOU
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Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta haiPar phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai
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Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
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Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy
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Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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College : A place where papa pays beta plays.
Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary.
Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies.
Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them
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i want 2 take u for a romantic dinnersit by candle liteshower u wht flowersand say those 3 magical words PAY THE BILL, MERI JAANOO
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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I've written a poem for you:Twinkle twinkle little star,you should know what you are,and once you know what you are,Mental hospital is not so far.

Dosti naam hai saath daine ka, Dosti naam hai insaniat ka, Dosti naam hai qhuloos ka, Dosti naam hai khushiyan daine ka, Dosti naam hai dil mai utarne ka, Dosti naam hai doost ki burai dafan karne ka, Dosti naam hai apnaiyat ka, Dosti naam hai bharoose ka, Hai woh shakash bohat anmol, Joo sachhee dosti ke mazbut, Bandhan mein bandha hua hai.
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kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo
sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur kuch aap jaise
dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate ...
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one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
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If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!
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Aik khoobsurti...Aik zindagi....Aik dosti...Aik narazgi...Aik sapna...Aik As....Aik rishta....Aik ehsas...Aik friend kuch khas...Uss ka sms aup k paas........ !
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Hum kia kerain ap sms Send kertay nahi hain..Hamare intezaar main betaabi ka End kertay nahi hain...Ager chahtay ho hamari dosti k liye Apply kerna..To mseg miltey hi fauran Reply kerna.
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1-Apun

2-Apunka dil

3-Apunka style

4-Apunka smile

5-Apunka mobile

6-Apunka sms

7-Apunka dost yani tum........
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When I pray I don't see God, but I know he listensAs such, When I SMS U I don't see you,but I know you think of me and Smiles
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Sweet is your "Nature"Dear is your "Name" As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew.I want nothing…But Happiness for You.
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Milna bichirnasab ooper waleka khel hai,Milna bichirnasab ooper waleka khel hai,DOSTI hi ek rishta hai jo"NOT FOR SALE" hai...

Dosti naam hai saath daine ka, Dosti naam hai insaniat ka, Dosti naam hai qhuloos ka, Dosti naam hai khushiyan daine ka, Dosti naam hai dil mai utarne ka, Dosti naam hai doost ki burai dafan karne ka, Dosti naam hai apnaiyat ka, Dosti naam hai bharoose ka, Hai woh shakash bohat anmol, Joo sachhee dosti ke mazbut, Bandhan mein bandha hua hai.
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kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo
sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur kuch aap jaise
dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate ...
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one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
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If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!
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Aik khoobsurti...Aik zindagi....Aik dosti...Aik narazgi...Aik sapna...Aik As....Aik rishta....Aik ehsas...Aik friend kuch khas...Uss ka sms aup k paas........ !
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Hum kia kerain ap sms Send kertay nahi hain..Hamare intezaar main betaabi ka End kertay nahi hain...Ager chahtay ho hamari dosti k liye Apply kerna..To mseg miltey hi fauran Reply kerna.
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1-Apun

2-Apunka dil

3-Apunka style

4-Apunka smile

5-Apunka mobile

6-Apunka sms

7-Apunka dost yani tum........
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When I pray I don't see God, but I know he listensAs such, When I SMS U I don't see you,but I know you think of me and Smiles
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Sweet is your "Nature"Dear is your "Name" As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew.I want nothing…But Happiness for You.
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Milna bichirnasab ooper waleka khel hai,Milna bichirnasab ooper waleka khel hai,DOSTI hi ek rishta hai jo"NOT FOR SALE" hai...

I'm Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I'm Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I'm Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I'm Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I'm Always With U.

Life's Most Deepest
Feelings Are Often
Express In Silence
And
The One Who Can Read
Volumes From Your
Silence ..
Is Your True
Companion ... :)

P E O P L E
Come To
Y O U ,

For What
Y O U
Have .... !!

But .......

F R I E N D S
Come To
Y O U

For What
Y O U
Are ... !! (",)

F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Walk Lightly Into Our
Lives
And
Slowly Into Our Mind
At 1st We Never Care
Who They r...
Later We Don't Know
Who We r Without
Them ... (=

Friendship
is a Sun, which rises,
only when Ur heart has
set on it
Friendship
is a Throne, U can sit,
only when U share Ur
kingdom wid it ... !

After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:
"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"

His buddy smiled and said:
"I know what you are,
I understand what you cannot be"...

"I am happy at what you are, and I compromisd on what you cannot be"...

That's how we are here...!! (:

Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

If You've Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don't Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World (=

We Cannot Get
Very Far A
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p
If We Are Not
Prepared To Forgive
Each Other's
Smaller Defects ... (:

Stay Blessed .. !!