Girls are the smartest creature on this earth..

Girls are the smartest creature on this earth..

You know why??

They listen HALF...

Understand QUARTER...

And tell DOUBLE...

Wow what a talent...

Amazing :D

Height Of Physics

A conductor kicks old man out of bus.

Police send conductor jail & gave him shock bt he had no effect..
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Because he was a BAD conductor...:P

What Is Love?

What Is Love?

For A Boy:

It Is That Stupid Nervousness Before Proposing A Girl. .
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For A Girl :

It Is That Excitement Of Standing Before A Nervous Boy :P ;)

Love is blind

♥ Love ♥ is blind! =)
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Marriage opens eyes ! =pp =dd

Whenever I wanna fall in love

Whenever I wanna fall in love with my books..
My bed fall in love with me...
& I always respect the one who loves me :

Exercise Is Hell

A Rabbit Runs, Jumps
& Lives only for 15 Yrs

While A Turtle doesn't Run
does Nothing
Yet Lives for 300 Yrs

Moral
Exercise Is Hell
Just Sleep Well:-)

Why My Friends r so sweet...

I Asked to God-

Why My Friends r so sweet...

So Beautiful...
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So Kind Hearted..

So Gorgeous..

He Said...
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Ye Sangat Ka Asar hai..

Jaise Aap waisay Aapke Dost...:p

Mcd0nalds ki speling

Girl: kiya hum Mcd0nalds ja sakte hain?
B0y: han agr tum mujhe Mcd0nalds ki speling suna d0 t0u
Girl: kuch dair s0ch k b0li dafa kar0 hum KFC chalte hain ;-)

ache insan ki talash main mat nikaln

DUNIA main kbi ache insan ki talash main mat nikalna. Q k
Aj kal Garmi boht h is liye
(',') Main ghar
<)"(> hi hota
_/"\_ hon..
Cal kr k apoinmnt ly lena..

Women are very Selfish!

Men are very Kind &
Women are very Selfish!
"PROOF"
Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men
But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women:-P

Smile SMS

 A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend...

Boy:You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Girl:Who's the first?
Boy:It's you! When you smile...!

Potato Chips Companies

Dear
Potato Chips Companies,

I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
20 Bucks For A Bag Of
60% Chips And 40% Air.
Please Stop Doing That,
Thank You . . . =P =D

Food That Makes You Cry

A Friend Of Mine
Said:
"0nions Are The Only
Food That Makes You
Cry . . . "

That Was Before

I Hit Him In The Face
With A "Watermelon..." =P =D

Feel My Answer

If Someone Steps On
Your Foot & Asks:
"Did I Hurt You . . .?"

Step On Theirs
(Harder) & Ask,:
"Can You Feel My Answer...?" =P =D