Luv Ur Cell Phone

Dear Cell Phone,

I Drop You.

I Say I Hate You.
......
I Throw You.

I Lose You.

I Forget About You,

But..

I Couldn't Live Without You

Like This Status If u Luv Ur Cell Phone :P

ninnkkaay 10 ummakal

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal Paathumma Ayishumma Nabeesumma Kadeesumma Hadeesumma Hajjumma Beepathumma Cheriyumma Mariyumma Kunjumma Pinna Enda Umma Onumkudy Ninda Vallumma

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only.

Ab Bush ke baad Obama

Zara sambhal ke Qadam rakhna Iraq me Obama

Bush ko pare hai joote

Tera to utar dein ge Pajama.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::

Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

>----------> ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or phat ja!
<------< Aray wapis kyun aya? Acha uske pas dimagh hi nahi hai.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::