Successful Person.

If u fall,don’t see the place where u fell,but, see the place where u slipped. "That’s the way to be successful person.

Luv Ur Cell Phone

Dear Cell Phone,

I Drop You.

I Say I Hate You.
......
I Throw You.

I Lose You.

I Forget About You,

But..

I Couldn't Live Without You

Like This Status If u Luv Ur Cell Phone :P

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only.

Ab Bush ke baad Obama

Zara sambhal ke Qadam rakhna Iraq me Obama

Bush ko pare hai joote

Tera to utar dein ge Pajama.

pehle mulakat hi aapse, kuch kahani kha gaye

aankhon mai pani ,dil me ruvani de gaye

na jane aisa kya tha aapme

ki meri har chiz aapki sewa ke liye diwani ho gaye.

Wife dreamng in z midle of z night &sudenly shout:Up Quick!My husband back
Man get up,jump out of z window
hurt himself &zen realise:Damn Im z husband