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Saturday, 8 October 2011

By God, main samajh gaya

Ek bar ek Shopping Mall ne ek naya gujarati salesman hire kiya. Sale badhne lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni.

Boss ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Boss Mall par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bechraha tha.

Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka bola Rs.800/-.

Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge? Ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye, customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye.

Ab ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap bhi kharid li. Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna padega, kuchch eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ? Yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid li.

Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka.

Boss bahut khush hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa . . aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.

Ladka bola, ' Sir, woh aadmi to 'W isper' napkin kharidane ayaa tha uski biwi ke liye, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, '"Jaa Machli Pakad'"

By God, main samajh gaya.......

Friday, 22 July 2011

Ek Tareekh Saz Din,
30 March Wednesday ko pahli bar
..India me
..India k khilaf
..India k ground per
..India awam kay samnay
..India Army ki securitry me
"Pakistan" ka Qomi Tarana
Sabz Hilali Parcham k taly
Bajaya jayega
Pray 4 Pak Victory
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan se teri Dushmani ache nhe hay India
Q kay bebo teri naadan hay , munni teri badnaam hay
sheela teri jawan hy aur captain hamra Pathan hay :))
Itna share karo kay India phonch jaey