Showing posts with label Altaf Bahi Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Altaf Bahi Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Tum aisSe roYa na kaRo.

Tum aisSe roYa na kaRo..

aLtaf...

ghum k mahool main bhi pori qom ki hansi nai rukti...
=P

Deadicate to Altaf Bahi... ;-

"Happy BirthDay TÖ "ALTAF" "HUSSAIN "BHAI"

"Happy BirthDay
TÖ "ALTAF"
"HUSSAIN "BHAI"
"17"SEPTEMBER KO
"QAID-E-THAREAK "JANAB "ALTAF" HUSAIN" BAHI KI ("57") SALGIRA HAY:~

"TAMAM" KARKUNAN KO B...

Altaf na simta hy na simty ka khbi lamho me

Waqt kay Qaid main jakry hoye logo sun lo.


Ek lamhy k liy thery howe logo sun lo.

Altaf na simta hy na simty ka khbi lamho me.

Who tu ahsah hy zinda hy shbi zheno me.

17th september ALTAF HUSSAIN BHAI

KI salagirah sabi sathion ko mbarak ho.

Hum apne bache ka nam kia rakhen gay?

Girlfriend:
Hum apne bache ka nam kia rakhen gay?
.
Boyfriend:
Agr shadi k bad howa To
"Saddam husain
.
Or Agr shadi se pehle howa To
"Altaf husain".

Imran Farooq ka qatal

Altaf Hussain ne Imran Farooq k qatal par kaha hy,
Ke ye 1 boht bari saazish hy,
kyu k Imran Farooq ko malum tha k




Kis ne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kardo.

Altaf Bhai KI Tarah Ro Kar Dikha Do

Maine Kaha K Pyar Main Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hon

Faraz....


Usne Muskura K Kaha..

Acha Altaf Bhai KI Tarah Ro Kar Dikha Do. :-)

Hollywood Offer Altaf Hussain

Breaking News!

Hollywood ne Altaf Hussain ki rone ki acting se impress ho kr unhen apni agli film

‘THE CRYING VAMPIRE’

me role ki offer kardi.

Geo Bhai..

Altaf bhai ki kitab 'bachpan ki chalaki'

Men jab chota tha to dosre cousin ko marta tha,

To dosra cousin ye bolta tha:
"Marta b khudi hai or rota b khudi hai"

Altaf bhai ki kitab 'bachpan ki chalaki'

"MUNNI" ne MQM join karli

(')(') G.A
\\( ',')// QUAID
"{ }" G.A
. ] [ MQM

Lo bhai
"MUNNI" ne MQM join karli... ;-)

Ab Lo Pangey MUNNI se!!

American C.I.A Ka Dawa

American C.I.A Ney Dawa Kya Hey K Usama Bin Ladin Kay akhri alfaz
Aesey They
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HAQ KI KHULI KITAB
ALTAF ALTAF HAM NA HON HAMARE BAAD ALTAF ALTAF..
SHAHEED TERE KHON SE INQALAB AYE GA.