Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Jab light ho out of control,
tu khirki darwaze khol,
khirki darwaze khol,
Chanda mama ko bola k bol!
"ALL IzZ wELL"
K E S C kia jane public ka kya hoga?
Jaan jayegi ya garmi mein fana hoga?
Koi na jany ye masla kab solve hoga?
To Candle jala,UPS chala ya Generator chala k bol
Bhaiya ALL IzZ wELL.
Hi.....Meri jaan!
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Nikal rahi hai garmi se....:-)
Or log pata nahi kya kya smajh lety hain.. :-)
Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny k bajaye
calendar 1 saal agay kiye jaenge jis k mutabiq 2011 k baad 2013 ajayega.
Is se Pakistan me poory 1 saal ki bijli bachegi
or jamhuri hukumat ka ek or wada poora hoga k 2012 me load shedding nhi hogi.
Msg by
"Electrical Engineer Asif zardari"
Bijli Khappay....
Zindagi k kisi more per
Apne aap ko tanha mehsoos karo to
Dil-e -beqarar ko shabnami ankhon
Se dekhna lekin berfeeli ratoon me
Shab-e-hijran ki inayaton ko apni
Zeest me shamil-e Haal rakhne ka
Jazba bedar hone se pehle zulmat
Ki andhi talye dabne ke khof se kisi
Muflis ki zaboon hali ka perchar tumhare
Ghoroor ko is had tak na ponhcha de ke
Ronaq-e- Deedar se mayoos apni
Be basi ko kisi
Oh
H0o..
Thank's God Yar!
light aa gai...
Thnx yar,4 read this..
According to Combined investigation team's initial Report
There is no fault of Pak army or its any agency
in abbottabad incident..
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It was "LoadSheding"
due 2 which Radars didnt work and darkness hide the U.S HeliCoptors..
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Army Badnaam hoi WAPDA teray liye...:-)
Dekhte hai k
kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "YES" ma deta hai??
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. . . Light hai?
Usama bin ladin k aakhiri alfaaz.
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Agar light na gae hotee tou main gun ki jaga wiper utha k fire na karta :-)
K.E.S.C walon say achay tou machar hain ...
"faraz"
Khoon to wo b chostay hain per bill tou nahi mangtay...
<('.')
/"/> Hai k nai?
_/"?/_sch btana!
Khwateen o Hazraat 1 zruri elaan suniye,
1 haseena jis ki ummr 220 saal hai, hr bar ki trah is bar b ghar se bhaag gai hai,
Maa ka naam KESC or baap ka WAPDA batati hai,
uska naam galati se Bijli rakh dia gya hai,
jisy b mily, KHUDA k liye us k susral (Pakistan) bhijwa dein,
faqat, uski saas
AWAAM.

Imran bhai yon dunya sa gaye

Imran bhai yon dunya sa gaye,
Apni yadain yahan pa chore gaye,
Maghfirat unki karay mera Khuda,
Pur na ho jo wo khila choor gaye,
Ya khuda ham ko da day sabre jameel,
Kitni yadain wo yahan chor gaye,
Moat bhi maar na sakay jis ko,
Aisa jazba vo ham main chor gaye,
Jin chiraghon ke roshni thay vo,
Un chiraghon ko jala chor gaye,
Aankh purnam ha dil bhi udaas,
kar k ghamgein hmy chor gaye.

Qalb-o-Jan pe Ujalon ki Roshni

17 Sep 2010

Chubhti hy
Qalb-o-Jan pe Ujalon ki Roshni

Aye Aftab doob jaa, Karachi Udaas hy

(Dedicated to
One & Only
Dr. Imran Farooq bhi.)

Tum aisSe roYa na kaRo.

Tum aisSe roYa na kaRo..

aLtaf...

ghum k mahool main bhi pori qom ki hansi nai rukti...
=P

Deadicate to Altaf Bahi... ;-

"Happy BirthDay TÖ "ALTAF" "HUSSAIN "BHAI"

"Happy BirthDay
TÖ "ALTAF"
"HUSSAIN "BHAI"
"17"SEPTEMBER KO
"QAID-E-THAREAK "JANAB "ALTAF" HUSAIN" BAHI KI ("57") SALGIRA HAY:~

"TAMAM" KARKUNAN KO B...

Altaf na simta hy na simty ka khbi lamho me

Waqt kay Qaid main jakry hoye logo sun lo.


Ek lamhy k liy thery howe logo sun lo.

Altaf na simta hy na simty ka khbi lamho me.

Who tu ahsah hy zinda hy shbi zheno me.

17th september ALTAF HUSSAIN BHAI

KI salagirah sabi sathion ko mbarak ho.

Hum apne bache ka nam kia rakhen gay?

Girlfriend:
Hum apne bache ka nam kia rakhen gay?
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Boyfriend:
Agr shadi k bad howa To
"Saddam husain
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Or Agr shadi se pehle howa To
"Altaf husain".

Imran Farooq ka qatal

Altaf Hussain ne Imran Farooq k qatal par kaha hy,
Ke ye 1 boht bari saazish hy,
kyu k Imran Farooq ko malum tha k




Kis ne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kardo.

Altaf Bhai KI Tarah Ro Kar Dikha Do

Maine Kaha K Pyar Main Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hon

Faraz....


Usne Muskura K Kaha..

Acha Altaf Bhai KI Tarah Ro Kar Dikha Do. :-)

Hollywood Offer Altaf Hussain

Breaking News!

Hollywood ne Altaf Hussain ki rone ki acting se impress ho kr unhen apni agli film

‘THE CRYING VAMPIRE’

me role ki offer kardi.

Geo Bhai..

Altaf bhai ki kitab 'bachpan ki chalaki'

Men jab chota tha to dosre cousin ko marta tha,

To dosra cousin ye bolta tha:
"Marta b khudi hai or rota b khudi hai"

Altaf bhai ki kitab 'bachpan ki chalaki'

"MUNNI" ne MQM join karli

(')(') G.A
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"{ }" G.A
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Lo bhai
"MUNNI" ne MQM join karli... ;-)

Ab Lo Pangey MUNNI se!!