Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Qalb-o-Jan pe Ujalon ki Roshni

17 Sep 2010

Chubhti hy
Qalb-o-Jan pe Ujalon ki Roshni

Aye Aftab doob jaa, Karachi Udaas hy

(Dedicated to
One & Only
Dr. Imran Farooq bhi.)

Tum aisSe roYa na kaRo.

Tum aisSe roYa na kaRo..

aLtaf...

ghum k mahool main bhi pori qom ki hansi nai rukti...
=P

Deadicate to Altaf Bahi... ;-

"Happy BirthDay TÖ "ALTAF" "HUSSAIN "BHAI"

"Happy BirthDay
TÖ "ALTAF"
"HUSSAIN "BHAI"
"17"SEPTEMBER KO
"QAID-E-THAREAK "JANAB "ALTAF" HUSAIN" BAHI KI ("57") SALGIRA HAY:~

"TAMAM" KARKUNAN KO B...

Altaf na simta hy na simty ka khbi lamho me

Waqt kay Qaid main jakry hoye logo sun lo.


Ek lamhy k liy thery howe logo sun lo.

Altaf na simta hy na simty ka khbi lamho me.

Who tu ahsah hy zinda hy shbi zheno me.

17th september ALTAF HUSSAIN BHAI

KI salagirah sabi sathion ko mbarak ho.

Hum apne bache ka nam kia rakhen gay?

Girlfriend:
Hum apne bache ka nam kia rakhen gay?
.
Boyfriend:
Agr shadi k bad howa To
"Saddam husain
.
Or Agr shadi se pehle howa To
"Altaf husain".

Imran Farooq ka qatal

Altaf Hussain ne Imran Farooq k qatal par kaha hy,
Ke ye 1 boht bari saazish hy,
kyu k Imran Farooq ko malum tha k




Kis ne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kardo.

Altaf Bhai KI Tarah Ro Kar Dikha Do

Maine Kaha K Pyar Main Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hon

Faraz....


Usne Muskura K Kaha..

Acha Altaf Bhai KI Tarah Ro Kar Dikha Do. :-)

Hollywood Offer Altaf Hussain

Breaking News!

Hollywood ne Altaf Hussain ki rone ki acting se impress ho kr unhen apni agli film

‘THE CRYING VAMPIRE’

me role ki offer kardi.

Geo Bhai..

Altaf bhai ki kitab 'bachpan ki chalaki'

Men jab chota tha to dosre cousin ko marta tha,

To dosra cousin ye bolta tha:
"Marta b khudi hai or rota b khudi hai"

Altaf bhai ki kitab 'bachpan ki chalaki'

"MUNNI" ne MQM join karli

(')(') G.A
\\( ',')// QUAID
"{ }" G.A
. ] [ MQM

Lo bhai
"MUNNI" ne MQM join karli... ;-)

Ab Lo Pangey MUNNI se!!

Imran Bhai Ki Body

Yeh To Poora Karachi
Is Tarah Bund Hogaya

.
.
.

Faraz...

.
.
.

Jaise Imran Bhai Ki Body
Khud Chal Kar Aa Rahi Hai. :-)

American C.I.A Ka Dawa

American C.I.A Ney Dawa Kya Hey K Usama Bin Ladin Kay akhri alfaz
Aesey They
.
.
.
.
.
HAQ KI KHULI KITAB
ALTAF ALTAF HAM NA HON HAMARE BAAD ALTAF ALTAF..
SHAHEED TERE KHON SE INQALAB AYE GA.

Chohay Bike Pe Ghoom Rahe Thy

2 Chohay Bike Pe Ghoom Rahe Thy
1 Hathi Ne Lift Mangi
Itny Me 1 Choha khara Ho K Bola.
Dekh Lay
Phr Teri MAA Kahegi
K UNIT Kay Larko K Sath Ghom Rha Tha..=D

200 'Girls' Hart Atack Se Mr gai

News Alerts
200 'Girls'
Hart Atack Se Mr gai OR
70 'girls' Behosh Hogi
80 Ne Khudksi Krli
Q k
Ksi kamini Ne jhoti Afwah Phla Di K
' FAIZY ' ki mangni hogi..!

Mere chup rehne se

Mere chup rehne se"..NARAAZ".". na hua kro
,",","D0ST",",",
Kehte hain
~""khubsorat ""~ log Hamesha khamosh hua karte hain. :..*¤*..:

Practice Makes Man Perfect :)

Practice Makes Man Perfect :)

Then What about
Woman ?? :)

......Any Guesses..??

She is born Perfect ♥

Moral: Moral Voral kuch Nahi, Bas Ladkiyon ko Accha Lage,

Isi Liye Likh Diya :D

Luv Ur Cell Phone

Dear Cell Phone,

I Drop You.

I Say I Hate You.
......
I Throw You.

I Lose You.

I Forget About You,

But..

I Couldn't Live Without You

Like This Status If u Luv Ur Cell Phone :P

Potato Chips Companies


Dear
Potato Chips Companies,

I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
20 Bucks For A Bag Of
60% Chips And 40% Air.
Please Stop Doing That,
Thank You . . . =P =D

Food That Makes You Cry

A Friend Of Mine
Said:
"0nions Are The Only
Food That Makes You
Cry . . . "

That Was Before

I Hit Him In The Face
With A "Watermelon..." =P =D

Feel My Answer

If Someone Steps On
Your Foot & Asks:
"Did I Hurt You . . .?"

Step On Theirs
(Harder) & Ask,:
"Can You Feel My Answer...?" =P =D