Q: Why is the royal wedding like a three ring circus?
A: Because there is the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!
Q: Why is Prince William’s marriage worse than a lottery?
A: With a lottery, you do have a slight chance.
Q: What’s the best way for Princess Kate to get Prince William to do something?
A: Suggest that perhaps he’s too old to do it.
Q: What’s Prince William’s definition of a perfect wife?
A: One who helps him with the dishes.
Q: What are the two steps Prince William must take to have a successful marriage?
A: First, let Princess Kate think she is having here own way. Second, let her have her own way.
A: Because there is the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!
Q: Why is Prince William’s marriage worse than a lottery?
A: With a lottery, you do have a slight chance.
Q: What’s the best way for Princess Kate to get Prince William to do something?
A: Suggest that perhaps he’s too old to do it.
Q: What’s Prince William’s definition of a perfect wife?
A: One who helps him with the dishes.
Q: What are the two steps Prince William must take to have a successful marriage?
A: First, let Princess Kate think she is having here own way. Second, let her have her own way.
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