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Romantic Urdu Hindi SMS

Un se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate
Dil se unhe kaise bhula paate
Kaash ki woh sanso ke illava aayine mein bhi hote
Khud ko bhi dekhte to woh nazar aate


Na hume aapse sikwa hai na sikayat hai,
Hume ko to bas aap hi se chahat hai,
Koi aa kar keh de aapko mohabbat nahi hai humse,
Hum to yahi kahenge aapko jhooth bolne ki adat hai


Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai,
Ek pal ki bhi judai muddat si lagti hai,
Pehle nahi soocha tha aab soochne lage hai,
Jindgi mai har pal teri jarroorat si lagti hai.

Friendship SMS 1

Friendship is not finding Gold or Silver among the rocks of life.
It is accepting each other as coal till Diamonds are formed through time.

Friendship is not about whom u have known the Longest,
who came First OR who Cares the Best,
Its all about "Who came and Never Left.

The Insecurity of Losing our Love makes us lose us the Friend in them,
And the Insecurity of Losing the Friend makes us Fall in Love with them.

Romantic Smses

Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ...


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PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

Aapki Ek Muskurahat - Romantic SMS

Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ...


PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

Kasoor na unka tha na hamara,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe,
Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.

Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
Hum door jyaada nahi aapse,
Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.


Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…


Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,

Funny SMS

Deepak me agar noor na hota,Tanha dil majboor na hota,Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aateAgar apka ghar itni dur na hota.



DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO,AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO.......!! JAGTE RAHO !!

Dosti SMS

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar NE dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar NE dekha nazar ko aise,
Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar AA jaaye muskaan hont pe tumahari.

Best Romantic SMS

• Sitare aasmaan main chamkte hain, badal dur se baraste hain, hum bhi kitne nasamajh hain, woh dil main rehte hain aur hum mulkaat ko tarsate hai.....

• Yeh yad tumhari ya yado me tum ho, yeh khwab hain tumhare ya khwabo mein tum ho, hum nahi jante hume bas itna bata do, hum jaan hain tumhari ya hamari jaan me tum ho.....

• Dil ke kone se ek awaj ati hai, hame har pal apki yaad aati hai, dil puchta hai bar bar humse, jinhe hum yaad karte hai, kya unhe bhi hamari 'Yaad' aati hai.....

• Hum wo nahi jo bhul jaya karte hain, hum wo nahi jo nibhaya karte hain, dur rahker milna jara mushkil hai, per ham yad banker hichkiyon me bs jaya karte hain.....

• Jagaya unhone aisa ki aaj tak so na sake, rulya unhone aisa ki kisi ke samne ro na sake, jane kya baat thi unme, jabse mana unhe tab se kisi ke ho na sake.....

• Beete pal wapas la nahi sakte, Sukhe ful wapas khila nahi sakte, kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hame bhul gaye, par dil kehta hai aap hame bhula nahi sakte.....

Urdu Funny Sms

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...

Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga ... ;->

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Sardar goes 2 Gulabo's home and knocks the door.

Gulabo: Kon?

Sardar: Mein!

Gulabo: Mein kon?

Sardar: Tu Gulabo hor kon!!!
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Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hai . . .???

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . .
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Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom machal jata haiSara badan kaamp jata haiDil main gudgudi hoti haiStupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai
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1980 girls: Mom mei Jeans pehanungi
Mom : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?

Todays girls: Mom mein mini skirt pehanungi

Mom: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he
MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai.
Bikhari: Saath me giflfriend b hai
Men: Bhikari hokar b giflfriend banali?
Bikhari: Na saab. giflfriend ne bhikari bana diya.
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What is difference between Watch and Wife?
Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . .
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eik admi ko eik bottle mili us ne us bottle ko khola to ander se eik jin nikla
jin:hukam mery aka
aka:mujhy london se lay ker pakistan tek eik bridge bana ker do
jin:aka hukam kerny ko bola hai bakwas kerny ko nai
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Sardar sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala Mahaan, padhnewala Gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala Gadha, padhnewala Mahaan
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Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa? Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie.
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Sardar: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Santa: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…
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Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....
Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.....
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Bengali patient: Doctor sahab,
potla-potla totti aata hai,
khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doctor: Yeh lo dawai,
mota-mota totti aayega,
jaise marzi kaat ke khana
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Sunny: Kal movie dekhi,

usme na koi scene tha,

na koi aawaz.
Bunny: Naam kya tha film ka.

Sunny: NO DISC
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Teacher: is line ki English banao,
"usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Sardar: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...
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Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai?
Papa: Yes.Beta: kis se?
Papa: apki mama se.
Beta: aap to bade hi chalak nikley ghar mai hi chakkar chala liya !
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Aik doctor apne dost se:
“yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:”tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai.
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Santa Singh, zebra crossing ki black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalta tha,
woh kya soch raha hoga....think....... ?"



SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI"
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Lady Dr: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khare hokar aurtoon ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Circuit: Bai ji aapich wahan likha na - Aurton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
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Zindagi Mein Tum Bohat Aage Jaaoogay,
Kyonkay Jahan Bhi Tum Jaooge
Sab Kahaingay,



Chal be Chal Aagay Chal !!!!
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" I MISS U"



Dil karta hai har pathar pe likhon
I MISS U,

or wo har pathar
apko maroon

...

ta k apko ye ehsas to ho

kay apki yaad mai kitna dard hai !!!
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Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena.Scooter dein tu car mang lena,dokan dien tu ghar.Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?
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3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop....
sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga....
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Judge Mujrim se: Tum teesri baar adaalat main aa rahy ho,
Tumhain sharam nahi aati?
Mujrim: ha ha ha haTum roz aatay ho tumko aati hai kya?
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Ek Sardar doctor k pass gaya or bola k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?Doctor : 300 rs.
Sardar : chlain doctor sahab.

Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?

Sardar: mareez koi nahi hai,Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha.
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Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke.

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai?

Son: Shuroo Kis Ne Kia? ... hahahahaa
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Man : oye tera ek dant neela kaisey ho gia?

Sardar : Yaar mein ney ink lagayi hai.

Man : Woh kiyoun?

Sardar : Kyon k aaj kal blue tooth ka jamana hai yaar !!!
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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha charta hai.

Paani mein Rum milao to nasha charta hai.

Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha charta hai.


Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai. !!!!
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You are a DOG…
D = Darling


O = Of

G = Girls

Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??

Tu sach mein kutta hai.
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Mil gaya oye mil gaya Arey wah woh to

mujhey

mil gaya

yes

yes
yes

Akhirkar

mujhe

mera

sms

parhney

wala

bevkuf


milgaya!!!
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Santa to a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.Doc: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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Biryani khaney ki nyat!!Mein nyat kerta hoin 4 plate biryani ki, vastey 15,20 boti k, bama zarda raita aur salad k . Muon mera deigh ki taraf Bismillah.............
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2 sardaroin ko 2 bomb milay1 sardar:Chal police ko dey detey hain.2 sardar:Agar koi bomb rastey mein phat gia to?1 sardar:jhot bol dain gey k aik hi mila tha!!!
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An elephant falls in love with an ant but ant'sparents r against their marriage........
guess y?........

They gave a solid reason........


"Larkay k daant bahar hain".................

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Ek aadmi kabar par betha tha.Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….?Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!
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A young girl asked a Maulvigirl: Can i luv a man ? Maulvi: Astaghfirullahgirl: can i luv a boy?Maulvi : Nauzubillah girl : can i luv you? Maulvi: Bismillah ....
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Aik plane nay rocket say pucha“tum itni taizi say kaisay urtay ho?

”ROCKET REPLIED:
“tairay thalay koi agg laway tay pata chalay…”
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!! ______________
Boy:chalo kisi sunsan jahga chaltey haiGirl:tum asi vesi harkat tu nahi karogeyBoy:belkol b nahiGirl: tu pir rehney do janey ka kia faida
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MERE SMS MILE?
NAHI MILE TO YE LO
SMS SMS SMS SMS
LO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms
YE LO REMIX
SmS sMs SmS sMs
STYLISH WALE BHI LO
$M$ $m$ $M$ Bas
ab APKI bari
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Mast nazaron se dekh lena tha agar tamanna thi aazmaane ki hum to behosh yoon hi ho jaateykiya zaroorat thi muskuraaney ki ...
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ANDHERI SADAK….SUNSAAN KABRISTAN….SUNI HAVELI…..KALA ASMANBIJLI KADKI…AYA TUFAAN…RAAT HOGAI SUJA SHAITAAN!!
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800 kamron ka Mehal ho,
Motiyon se saja ho Darbar,
Income ho Arbon main,
Aur 200 Marcedes Car,
Sab mil sakta hai Sapnon main,
Is liye Jagna hai bekaar,
So ja mere yaar, So ja mere Yaar!

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Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye?School 7 baje shuru hota hai.Sardar: Sir! Aap meri fikr mat kia karo,School shuru karwa dia karo!
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Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.But..makhi nahin uri,Sardar ne kaha,Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diyejain to makhi sun nahin sakti
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Dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn
Magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa.
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sardar: meri biwi mujhe chor k chali gayi. freind: tu us ka khyaal nahi rekhta ho ga. sardar:arre yaar sagi behan ki terah rakhta tha
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Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu

Plz

.

.

.

.

Mafi maang lo

Me buhat rhm dil hun..
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Ek Memon ko Jin charh gaya,
3 din k baad Jin khud ek Aalim k paas gaya aur bola:
Aalim sahab mujhe bahar nikalo,
main to bhooka he mar jaonga
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Sarcit : Hai Bhai ! Ye Barish Ke Time Par Bijli Kyon Hoti Hai ?
Munnabhai : Are Maamu, Uparwala Dekh Raha Hoga Ki Koi Sukha to Nahi Rahe Gaya Na.
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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for trainitne main KHYBER MAIL aa gayeSardar bhag k train mein charhaorapni wife se bolajab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
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KBC quiz show may Shahrukh ne mujh se poocha.

“Dunya ka sub se bara gadha kon hai?”

May ne 1 caror gawa dia per tera name nahi bataya….


sachi dosti.. yehi hai :D
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Sardar to Girl friend Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar 1 biwi aur 3 bache.
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Son to sardar
‘papa…
5+5 kitne hotay hain?
Sardar
‘ullu de pathay,
nalaiq,
Idiot,
Besharam,
Gadhay…
Tujhe kuch nahi ata..
Jaa andar se calculator la.!!
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Is Dil Me Tarane Bahut Hai,
Zindagi Jine Ke Bahane Bahut Hai,
Kis Kis Ko Sms Karun
Kambakht Is Nachiz Ke Deewane Bahut Hai
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Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?

Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga
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Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,ek Dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar....
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7 saal pehly meri gf k sary bhai ghar pe rehty thay or date marna imposibl tha!Aj sub aate ki line mai khary rehty hain faraq toh parah hai geo Musharraf
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Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai
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Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate
Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye
Vo toh hamare na ho sake
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye
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pathar se dosti, jaan ko khatra,sardar se dosti, dimaag ko khatra,sarab se dosti, lever ko khatra,humse dosti, waqt bewaqt sms ka khatra
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Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se
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1 Pathan exam dene gaya to sath may PLUMBER ko le kar gya !

kiun?
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Because
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Pathan ko information mili thi k paper leak ho gya hai :D

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only.

Ab Bush ke baad Obama

Zara sambhal ke Qadam rakhna Iraq me Obama

Bush ko pare hai joote

Tera to utar dein ge Pajama.

Bhai Log!!!

Ghajini dekhne k baad mujhe andaza hua hai k Aapka Bhai bhi AAMIR KHAN se kuch kam nahi hai.

Main bhi parhta hon,
Samajhta hon.


Phir 15 minute k baad sab bhool jata hon.

English Funny

I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST
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Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice
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In DayI MISS U
At NightI MISS U
At HomeI MISS U
At WorkI MISS U
In GardenI MISS U
At MOSQUESI MISS U
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.
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My Stolen ChappalI really MISS YOU
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Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta haiPar phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai
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Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
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Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy
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Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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College : A place where papa pays beta plays.
Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary.
Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies.
Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them
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i want 2 take u for a romantic dinnersit by candle liteshower u wht flowersand say those 3 magical words PAY THE BILL, MERI JAANOO
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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I've written a poem for you:Twinkle twinkle little star,you should know what you are,and once you know what you are,Mental hospital is not so far.

Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya Saath Nibhaane Wala

Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya Saath Nibhaane Wala

Ab Kahan Aaye Ga Woh Laut Ke Aane Wala

Rait Par Chor Gaya Naqash Hazaroon Apne

Kisi Paga Ki Tarah Naqsh Mitaane Wala

engineers nvr ask ans kya hai

=2*2/2*1
=4/2
=2
engineers nvr ask ans kya hai
dey only ask
ans kya lana hai
Engineer sms, SMS for eng students

Suhag Ki Woh Raat

Kaisi thi woh raat kuch keh sakta nahi main
Chahoon kehna to bayan kar sakta nahi mai,

Dulhan ban ke meri jab woh bahoon main aayee thi
Sej saji thi phoolon ki par us ne mehkai thi,

Ghunghat mein ik chand tha aur sirf tanhai thi
Awaaz dil ke dhadak ne ki bhi phir zor se aayee thi,

Pyar se jo maine ghunghat chand par se hataya tha
Pyar ka rang bhi utarkar uske chehre par aya tha,

Bahoon mein le kar usko phir laboo ki lali churai thi
Us sard raat mein saanse bhi shola ban kar takrai thi,

Tika,bindi,kangna, payal sabne shor machaya tha
Jab uske shokh badan ko maine haath lagaya tha,

Doob gaye the hum dono us dehekti pyar ki aag mein
Tod diya tha hum ne kaliyo ko uske pyar ke baag mein,

Kya batlaaye ab hum, woh raat kis kadar nirali thi
Hamare suhag ki woh raat,jo itni matwali thi……..

I love you sms, I love u shayari, I love u poem, I love u quotes and scraps

I love you sms and I love u shayari-1

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The smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is Love and
the dearest person in the world is you.
thats why I Love You

I love you sms and I love u shayari-2

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My eyes Miss U,
My Feeling Love U,
My hand Need U,
My Mind Call U, My heart just 4 U.
I will Die without U,
Bcoz I Love U.

I love you sms and I love u shayari-3

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I TRUST U is a better compliment than
I LOVE YOU Bcoz u may not always
trust the person u luv but
u can always luv the person whom u trust....!

 

I love you sms and I love u shayari-4

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I dont care how many arms you embraced,
I dont care how many lips youved kissed,
i dont care how many people youve loved.
All I care is not to be your first but to be your last.
I luv you my Dear.

I love you sms and I love u shayari-5

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if GOD give me 24 hrs b4 death.......
then i"ll spend 23 hrs wid U &
1 hr to find that person,who will care 4U
After MY DEATH....!!!!

I love you sms and I love u shayari-6

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if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

I love you sms and I love u shayari-7

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Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

I love you sms and I love u shayari-8

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Memories r treasured
no one can steal.
Parting is heartache
no one can heal.
Some will forget u when you r gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

I love you sms and I love u shayari-9
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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,

to miss some1 in crowd,

2 find some1 in every thought,

to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

I love you sms and I love u shayari-11
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I dream about you every night

I shiver when you r in sight

I long to hold you close n tight

I wanna be there with all my might

I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

 

I love you sms and I love u shayari-12
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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is Forever..

If Your asking if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..

If Your asking what I value the Answer is U..

if Your asking if I love U the answer is I do.

I love you sms and I love u shayari-13
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When i look at you,

i cannot deny there is God,

cause only God could have created some one

as wonderful n beautiful as you.

I love you sms and I love u shayari-14
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Q:Wat is luv?

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*

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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart

n d most amazing thing

is tat u still luv them

wid every broken piece...!

I love you sms and I love u shayari-15
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U may miss me

U may ignore me

U may even forget me

But one day if u wanna c me

Dont search, just c ur shadow

i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

I love you sms and I love u shayari-16
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My past says u met me

My future says u wil care 4 me

My present says u wil understand me

But my heart says u wil

Always Remember ME!

I love you sms and I love u shayari-17
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Red or white

short or tall

wrapped in silver

not wrapped at all

under covers

inside a box

shapes & sizes

love comes in lots

 

I love you sms and I love u shayari-18
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Ur precious love has

turned my life completely around,

I feel like Im wlaking but

my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

I love you sms and I love u shayari-19

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Wenever I miss U,

I wont luk 4u in my dreams

or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.

I'll just put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

I love you sms and I love u shayari-21

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In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason

but when d luv is real

it becums ur plan 4 life

n reason 4 living..!

I love you sms and I love u shayari-22

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Live 4 d person who dies 4u,

Smile 4 d person who cries 4u,

Fight 4 d person who protects u,

n luv d person who luvs u more than u..!

I love you sms and I love u shayari-23

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U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.

U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.

U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.

Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

I love you sms and I love u shayari-24

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Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv, luvs u in retrn.

So when u know the 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u,

never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1

 

I love you sms and I love u shayari-25

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Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound

Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes

Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE

then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'

I love you sms and I love u shayari-26

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You are the twinkle of my eyes;

The smile on my lips;

The joy of my face;

Without you I am incomplete

 

 

 

Koi Raha Ni Ab Hamara

Khalie Hai Jam Phir Be Peya Ja Raha Ho

Tanha Ho Is Duniya Ma Phir Be Jiya Ja Raha Ho

Koi Raha Ni Ab Hamara

Phir Be Kese Ke Muskrhat Ka Liya Mout Ka Intezar Keya Ja Raha Ho..!

Koi Raha Ni Ab Hamara

Khalie Hai Jam Phir Be Peya Ja Raha Ho

Tanha Ho Is Duniya Ma Phir Be Jiya Ja Raha Ho

Koi Raha Ni Ab Hamara

Phir Be Kese Ke Muskrhat Ka Liya Mout Ka Intezar Keya Ja Raha Ho..!

--------dusto har sher faraz ky khty mein na dalo--------

Agr yaqeen nhen ata to azmaye mojhe"
"woh Ayna hy to phr   Ayna dkhaye mojhe"
ejhab carag hun din rat jalta rhta hun"
mein takh geya hun howa se kaho bojhay mojhe"
Mein jis ki ankh ka ansso tha us ny qadr na ki"
Bekhr gia hun to reet se uthaye
 mojhe"
Bohat dino se mein in pathrun mein pathr hun"
koi to aye zara darr rolaye mojhe"
Mein chahta hun ky tum he mojhe ajazat do"
Tumhari tara se koi galy lagaye mojhe

Ghum-o-dukh k ye isharay tm na samjo gay

"Ghum-o-dukh k ye isharay tm na samjo gay"

"Jo din hmne tmharay bin guzaray tm na samjo gay"

"Tmhen kesay batayen tm hmaray wastay kya ho"

"Samandr ki kahani mein kinaray tm na samjo gay"

"Bus itna jan lo ek shakhs say hmne mohobbat ki"

"Hmaray tootnay ka khel pyaray tm na samjo gay"

"Hazaron mushkilon say khel kr b jeetnay walay"

"Ye aakhir kis jaga pr aa k haaray tm na samjo gay

Usy Kehna

Bikhar Rahi Hy Meri Zaat Usy Kehna

Kbhi Milay To Yehe Baat Usy Kehna

Wo Sath Tha To Zamana Tha Hamsafr Mera

Mgar Ab Koi Nahi Mery Sath Usy Kehna

Usy Kehna K Bin Usky Din Nahi Katta

Sisik Sisik K Katti Hy Raat Usy Kehna

Usy Pukaron K Khud Hi Pohanch Jaon Usky Pass

Nahi Rahy Wo Halaat Usy Kehna

Agar Wo Phir Bhi Na Lotay To Ay Mehrban Qasid

Hamari Zeest K Halaat Usy Kehna

Her Jeet Us K Naam Kr Rahe Hoon Main

Main Mante Hoon Apni HAAR Usy Khna

Suno tum lot ao na

Suno tum lot ao na
woh dekho chand nikla hai
sitarai jagmagai hain
hamari muntazir ankhain
tumhain hi sochti ankhain
tumhain wapis bulati hain
Suno tum lot ao na...............
ye dil jab b dharakta hai
tumhara nam leta hai
ye ansu jab b behtay hain
tumharai dukh mai behtay hain
khushi koi jo ai b
tumharai bin adhuri hai
suno tum lot ao na
suno tum lot ao na

Usey Main Bhool Jana

Usey Main Bhool Jana Chahta Hoon
Suno ! Main Muskurana Chahta Hoon
Dukhi Rehnay Ki Aadat Ho Gai Hai
Mager Ab Gungunana chahta Hoon

Puraney Sab Taluq Toor Ker Ab
Nai Duniya Basana Chahta Hoon
Woh Nazmen Paaon Se Lipti Hain Lakin
Main Un sey Jaan Churana Chahta Hoon

Woh Sab Tohfey Woh sookhey Phool Sarey
Main Ab Un Ko Jalana Chahta Hoon
Main Utna Pass Aata Hoon Tumharey
Main Jitna Door Jana Chahta Hoon

Maery Hamdam, Haqeeqat Hai Yeh Meri
Main Teray Pass Aana Chahta Hoon
Ubhrney Ki Koi Khahish Nahin Hai
K Ab Main Doob Jana Chahta Hoon

phir ek aasu chalakna chata hai

phir ek aasu chalakna chata hai
duao mai mahkna chata hai

nahi hai jab koi is shab ki manzil
sitara kiyu chmakna chata hai

jise dil jaan kar sharmindagi thi
wahi pathar dhadkna chata hai

nazar pe kapkape tari hai ya phir
koi parda sarkna chata hai

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