Saturday 30 July 2011

I'm Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I'm Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I'm Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I'm Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I'm Always With U.
Life's Most Deepest
Feelings Are Often
Express In Silence
And
The One Who Can Read
Volumes From Your
Silence ..
Is Your True
Companion ... :)
P E O P L E
Come To
Y O U ,

For What
Y O U
Have .... !!

But .......

F R I E N D S
Come To
Y O U

For What
Y O U
Are ... !! (",)
F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Walk Lightly Into Our
Lives
And
Slowly Into Our Mind
At 1st We Never Care
Who They r...
Later We Don't Know
Who We r Without
Them ... (=
Friendship
is a Sun, which rises,
only when Ur heart has
set on it
Friendship
is a Throne, U can sit,
only when U share Ur
kingdom wid it ... !
After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:
"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"

His buddy smiled and said:
"I know what you are,
I understand what you cannot be"...

"I am happy at what you are, and I compromisd on what you cannot be"...

That's how we are here...!! (:
Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

If You've Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don't Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World (=
We Cannot Get
Very Far A
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p
If We Are Not
Prepared To Forgive
Each Other's
Smaller Defects ... (:

Stay Blessed .. !!
Tum rooth jaoo mujhse
Aisa kabhi na karna
Main ik Nazar ko tarsun
Aisa kabhi na karna
Main Pooch Pooch haarun
So so sawaal kar ke
Tum kuch jawab na do
Aisa kabhi na karna
Mujhse hi milke hasna,Mujhse hi milke rona
Mujhse bichard ke jee lo
Aisa kabhi na karna
Tum chaand banke rehna
Main dekhta rahunga
Kisi roz tum na niklo
Aisa Kabhi na karna
Tum chale jaoo
Jab bhi to dekhun tumhara raasta
Tum loat ke na aaoo
AISA KABHI NA KARNA
AISA KABHI NA KARNA

Friday 29 July 2011

Some Broken Heart, May Never Mend,

Some Memories May Never End,

Some Wet Tears May Never Dry,

But My Love For You Will Never Die...

Wednesday 27 July 2011

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::

Tuesday 26 July 2011

Meri taref se apko 1 ?PuPPI? Aapki saheli ko 1 ?PAPPI?
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 ?PuPPI? Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere ?DOggy? ne 10 ?PuPPI? ko janam de hai!

Monday 25 July 2011

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll
Every time You Smile At Someone,

It Is An Action Of Love,

A Gift To That Person,

A Beautiful Thing
If U Worry Abt A Trouble It
Becomes Double But When U Smile At It...
It Disapears Like A Bubble

So Always Smile At Ur Problem
ankhon me jo tehreerain theen!
honto pay vo bol na thay…
Hum thay us k pyar k aashiq!
Bas hathon mein kashkol na thay…
Hum ne us ko toot k chaha!
ye us ka haq tha lakin…
Wo b hum ko toot k chahey!
Hum itnay “ANMOL” na thay….

Sunday 24 July 2011

Insani Jism Ki Ragein (Veins) 72,000 Kilo Meter Hain..

Dunya Ka Bare Se Bara Pump Bhi 7,000 ft Tak Pani De Sakta Hai..

Lekin..

ALLAH PAK Ne Chota Sa DIL Laga Diya Jo Poore Jism Ki 72,000 Ragon Ko Khoon Supply Kerta Hai..

Wo Bhi Non Stop..

SUBHAN'ALLAH

Plz Fwd This Precious Information..

JAZAK'ALLAH
A Good daughter says 2 her lover:

Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he..
Ye b sach he k me tmhari chaht hu.
Pr mri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nhi..
Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..
Apni zat k is pahlu sy aj milwaun tmhe..
Me kya hu kesi hu zara btlaun tmhe..
Me apni maa ki trbiyt me dhala sancha hu..
Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..
Apne bhai ki gairat hu janti hu me..

Mjse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hu me..
To behak jaun me ye kbi mumkin hi nhi..
K dil wo sb b rkhte hain,
sirf hum tum hi to nhi..
Mohabat wo nai jo rishty bhula dyti ho..
Muhabat wo hy jo bzurgon ki dua lyti ho... :)
"HameSha yAAd rAkh0"
kaY
RiShtAy KhooN K NAhi HotAy,
RiShtAy EhSAS K HotAy HAiN'
AGAr EhSAS Ho To AJNAbi B ApNe,
AGAr EhSAS NA Ho To ApNe B AJNAbi...
Madad Kyun Maangte Ho Auron k Darbar Se,
Woh Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Hota Nahi Tere PARWARDIGAR Se.


Ek ALLAH MADAD'GAAR,
BAQI SB TALAB'GAAR.
If Sum1 really waits 4u,

It doesn't mean he has nothing else 2do,

Its just mean dat nothing else is More
important Than u in dis world!
"Cutest Story Ever"
Kid:Mom i love u more thn u love me
mom:how can u prove this my son
kid:becuz u have 2 son and i have only 1 mom!!
:-)so sweet :-)

Friday 22 July 2011

=2*2/2*1
=4/2
=2
engineers nvr ask ans kya hai
dey only ask
ans kya lana hai
Engineer sms, SMS for eng students
Aik sardar ny raod py khari car kay nichay kutty ko leta hua dekha.....
to kutty ko dum say khaincha our bola
baar nikal waada aya tu engineer!!!
Ek Tareekh Saz Din,
30 March Wednesday ko pahli bar
..India me
..India k khilaf
..India k ground per
..India awam kay samnay
..India Army ki securitry me
"Pakistan" ka Qomi Tarana
Sabz Hilali Parcham k taly
Bajaya jayega
Pray 4 Pak Victory
Pakistan Zindaabad
Pakistan se teri Dushmani ache nhe hay India
Q kay bebo teri naadan hay , munni teri badnaam hay
sheela teri jawan hy aur captain hamra Pathan hay :))
Itna share karo kay India phonch jaey

Thursday 21 July 2011

Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata
Sawal hum puchein to jawab nahi ata
Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai
Itna lamba toh FARAZ ko b nahi ata!:-
Rat K 3 Bajay Ka Time Tha..
Mai Akeela Tha
Meri Annkh Badal K Garjanay Ki Wajha Se Khul Gai
Akeeb Khuf Aur Andhera Chaya Hua Tha
Mai Ne Lite On KI Pr Bijli Nahi Thi
Itne Mai Darwaza Bja
Maine Poucha Kon ?
Lekin Koi Na Bola
Mai Darwazay k Pass Gaya Aur Pocha Kon???
Achanak 1 Bhiyanak Awaz Ayi
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” FARAZ ”
Baqol faraz:
ab to khubsurat lerki daikh ker bhi hoti hay pareshaani
kahin wo bhi na keh day 'Teri mehrbani'
KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY! . Wo teri ankhon k khawb sary wo batin sari hisab sary swal sary Jwab sary Wo khushain sari Azab sary nsha tha jo wo utr giya hy, . KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI! Jo tery milny ki arzo thi Jo tujko pany ki justju thi Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi Jo teri ankhon main roshni thi jo teri baton ki rangini thi Jo teri sanson ki tazgi thi Jo try lehjy main chashni thi wo sra meetha pighal gya hy . KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY"
ZINDAGI bewafa kyun hoti hy.
WAFA karny ki saza kyun hoti hy.
Choti c baat pe baha dety hain KHOON.
Insan mein itni ANNA kyun hoti hy.
Karta hun mein jis se baar baar TAUBA.
Elahi mujh se wohi KHATA kyun hoti hy.
Banaaty tu hain hum apnay haathon se MASJID.
NAMAZ apni he phir QAZA kyun hoti hy?
TUM BIN JIYA JAE KAISSE …
TUM BIN RAHA JAE KAISSE…
SADIYOON SE LANMBI HAIN RATAIN…
SADIYOON SE LANMBE HAIN DIN ..
AJAO AB LAOT KAR YEH DIL KUCH KEH RAHA HAY
AJA LAOT KAR YEH DIL KUCH KEH RAHA HAYBy
Kya hoon main aur kya samajhte hai,
Sab raaz nahi hote batane wale,
Kabhi tanhaiyo mein aakar dekhna,
Kaise rote hai sabko hasane wale.
Tum rooth jaoo mujhse
Aisa kabhi na karna
Main ik Nazar ko tarsun
Aisa kabhi na karna
Main Pooch Pooch haarun
So so sawaal kar ke
Tum kuch jawab na do
Aisa kabhi na karna
Mujhse hi milke hasna,Mujhse hi milke rona
Mujhse bichard ke jee lo
Aisa kabhi na karna
Tum chaand banke rehna
Main dekhta rahunga
Kisi roz tum na niklo
Aisa Kabhi na karna
Tum chale jaoo
Jab bhi to dekhun tumhara raasta
Tum loat ke na aaoo
AISA KABHI NA KARNA
AISA KABHI NA KARNA
Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya Saath Nibhaane Wala

Ab Kahan Aaye Ga Woh Laut Ke Aane Wala

Rait Par Chor Gaya Naqash Hazaroon Apne

Kisi Paga Ki Tarah Naqsh Mitaane Wala
Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya Saath Nibhaane Wala

Ab Kahan Aaye Ga Woh Laut Ke Aane Wala

Rait Par Chor Gaya Naqash Hazaroon Apne

Kisi Paga Ki Tarah Naqsh Mitaane Wala

Wednesday 20 July 2011

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai
Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,

Monday 18 July 2011

A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes.
Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times "I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class." And Submit It Tomorrow.

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf("I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class");
Getch( );
}

Be A Programmer... ;->
Think Differently! =P
My Parents Must Be
PROUD,

Because

I m Addicted To

F a c e b o o k

Not

D r u g s..!! =P =D
Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?"

Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds

Kid:Thought For A Mint, Turned Around
N Said

Can We Go To KFC Instead?"

Sunday 17 July 2011

Woh dil hi kiya tere milne ki jo dua na kare

Main tuj ko bhul k zinda rahon KHUDA na kare

Rahe ga sath tera piyar zindagi ban kar

Yeh aur baat meri zindagi wafa na kare
"Classic Words"

Mohabbat Kisi Aise Shakhs Ko Talah Nahi Karti Jis K Sath Raha Jaye

Mohabbat To Aise Shakhs Ko Talash Karti Hai Jis K Baghair Na Raha Jaya.
You dnt hav 2 ask f i care. in evry word u say, fil free2tel ur worries & realyz dt im here 4 now 4 always & 4evr 4u exclusvely...Happy Valetines Day!
Love like n water,it washes d sorrow of lovers.Love like n fire, it burns d true lovers. Happy valentines day
Tujhe baaho me barkar kitna pyaar kiya tha,

Kya yaad tujhe hai tune ikraar kiya tha,

Kitni raate hamne saath-saath gujaari thi,

Aur maine tujhe choom-choom kar bekraar kiya tha
Aaj ye baat samajh me aai,Zardari

Is dharti par aap ki hukumat samajh aai,

Dharti par bhejna khuda ka ek bahana tha,

Kyonki raawan ke baad kisi ko to aana tha

Saturday 16 July 2011

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko
M Going To switzerland...



Dont Worry The Flight Is After 06 Days.



Surprised?




After 06 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009.IN ADVANCE.
pehle mulakat hi aapse, kuch kahani kha gaye

aankhon mai pani ,dil me ruvani de gaye

na jane aisa kya tha aapme

ki meri har chiz aapki sewa ke liye diwani ho gaye.
Wife dreamng in z midle of z night &sudenly shout:Up Quick!My husband back
Man get up,jump out of z window
hurt himself &zen realise:Damn Im z husband
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.
>----------> ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or phat ja!
<------< Aray wapis kyun aya? Acha uske pas dimagh hi nahi hai.
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::
A simple ?SALAM? Can Be So Sweet:
S: Sada Khush Raho
A: Abaad Raho
L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho
A: Arzuain Puri Hon
M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna
So SALAM 2 ALL.
Fuck OFF
Yes fuck off
ooh! Don?t get the wrong meaning.
Fuck OFF means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever
Meaning of pakistan:
P:payar
A:aman
K:khushaali
I:insaf
S:security
T:traqqi
A:azaadi
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N: Not available here